I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder
I belong to quick, futile moments of intense feeling. Yes, I belong to moments. Not to people.
Virginia Woolf, A Passionate Apprentice (via whitenes-s)
heyo so @madein-theam tagged me for the accent challenge but instead of doing an audio post i did a video literally just bc i could (i wanted you to see my pug sweater). so now you know what i sound like ???
the questions:
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
okiedokie im gonna tag @transbadlands @squidleclaus bc i realized i hadnt heard your voice @amicable-tenderness @alexanderlightgod and literally anyone else who wants to do it??